Episodes

Wednesday May 20, 2020
99. You Don't Know How Good WE Had It
Wednesday May 20, 2020
Wednesday May 20, 2020
John discusses cutting his own hair, CBD, video game/movie nostalgia, states re-opening, and what doing comedy immediately after 9/11 was like.

Wednesday May 13, 2020
98. No, That's Not My 6 Year-Old Cocaine
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
John discusses our current mental state, karma, and a surprising discovery in his apartment.

Wednesday May 06, 2020
97. "Only" One Stylist Per Person
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
John discusses masks, talks shit about his governor and lt. governor, and encourages everyone to watch out for themselves.

Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
96. Quarantine Advice? How the F**k Would You Know?
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
John talks about grunge music, nicotine vs COVID-19, and dealing with sobriety during a lockdown.

Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
95. I Think Quibi Is Trying Too Hard
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
John discusses his employment opportunities, idiot protesters/COVID-19, counterfeit drug ODs, and Quibi.

Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
94. Why Are You in a Hurry?
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
John almost called this episode "The Sh*t-Talking Chronicles", so...business as usual, I guess?

Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
93. Pyramid Schemes and Capital Metro
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
John provides an update on how he's doing with...you know...everything. Also, he talks mad shit about stereotypical tech bros for no real reason.

Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
92. It's 9/10ths of Michael Jordan
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
John discusses online resources for recovery, odd measurements and spoiler alerts.

Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
91. How Do You Not Know What 6 Ft Is
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
John provides an update on how quarantine is going on his end. He delivers food now, but more recently he's been delivering booze, which is...essential?

Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
90. Boredom is a Killer
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
John discusses the boredom, isolation and loneliness connected to social distancing and its effect on sobriety. Also, he's not a fan of live streaming videos from a talk show host's kitchen.